Think Twice Before you to Kirulapone – a warning
- You may go to Kirulapone, but don’t by any chance take your wife along
Reason: The Tangalle chairman can arrive there, and as a result the husband can lose his life, and the wife can lose her chastity.
- You may go to Kirulapone, but for heaven’s sake, do not take your daughters along.
Reason: Saruwa Sunil is coming there, and he can make your daughter his victim in his effort to reach his next milestone -100 th victim and break a record.
- If you are police officer going to Kirilapone to provide security at the rally, take extra precautionary measures to protect yourself from being attacked with stones
Reason: D.V. Upul is coming there.
- When you are going to Kirulapone, make sure that you leave your gold jewelry safely at home.
Reason:’Raththarang’ is coming there. - When you are going to Kirulapone, do not take along nursery class children who are beginning to learn
Reason: Vasudeva is coming there
- When you are going to Kirulapone, do not take your playful children
Reason: ‘Toy pistol’ Mayor is likely to come there. He could invite your children to his dangerous toy pistol games.
- If you a media personnel or a reporter going to cover the Kirulapone event, better you write your last will before going there.
Reason: Gotabaya Rajapaksa is likely to come there with his white Van
- When you are going to Kirulapone, ensure that you leave your passport at home.
Reason: Wimal Weerawansa is scheduled to come to Kirulapone.
- Every one of you going to Kirulapone see that your security is looked after by you personally.
Reason: Julampitiye Amare malli is likely to come there, it may be impossible for anybody to look after your security
- All laborers who are going to Kirilapone be prepared to confront attacks from those in Mufti
Reason: Mahinda Rajapakse is scheduled to arrive there.