Think Twice Before you to Kirulapone – a warning

Think Twice Before you to Kirulapone – a warning

  1. You may go to Kirulapone, but don’t by any chance take your wife along
    Reason: The Tangalle chairman can arrive there, and as a result the husband can lose his life, and the wife can lose her chastity.

 

  1. You may go to Kirulapone, but for heaven’s sake, do not take your daughters along.
    Reason: Saruwa Sunil is coming there, and he can make your daughter his victim in his effort to reach his next milestone -100 th victim and break a record.

 

  1. If you are police officer going to Kirilapone to provide security at the rally, take extra precautionary measures to protect yourself from being attacked with stones
    Reason: D.V. Upul is coming there.

 

  1. When you are going to Kirulapone, make sure that you leave your gold jewelry safely at home.
    Reason:’Raththarang’ is coming there.
  2. When you are going to Kirulapone, do not take along nursery class children who are beginning to learn
    Reason: Vasudeva is coming there

 

  1. When you are going to Kirulapone, do not take your playful children
    Reason: ‘Toy pistol’ Mayor is likely to come there. He could invite your children to his dangerous toy pistol games.

 

  1. If you a media personnel or a reporter going to cover the Kirulapone event, better you write your last will before going there.
    Reason: Gotabaya Rajapaksa is likely to come there with his white Van

 

  1. When you are going to Kirulapone, ensure that you leave your passport at home.
    Reason: Wimal Weerawansa is scheduled to come to Kirulapone.

 

  1. Every one of you going to Kirulapone see that your security is looked after by you personally.
    Reason: Julampitiye Amare malli is likely to come there, it may be impossible for anybody to look after your security

 

  1. All laborers who are going to Kirilapone be prepared to confront attacks from those in Mufti
    Reason: Mahinda Rajapakse is scheduled to arrive there.